Characters
10 characters, 7 Male (one is a small cameo part at the end) and 4 Female
- Innuendo, Soothsayer to the Roman Empire
- Preposterus Ridiculus Ludicrus Septimus, Emperor of Rome
- Hermesita Demerara Iniquita, Empress of Rome
- Bilius Copius Pessimus, Son of Preposterus and Hermesita, Heir to the Roman Empire
- Loquatia Vernacula, Slave to the Empress of Rome
- Avaricia Ubiquita, Slave to the Empress of Rome
- Felicia, daughter of Avaricia
- Lucidus Gluteus Maximus, Centurion of the 29th Cohort of the Roman Army
- Humorus Decimus Plonkus, Prefect and Tribune of the Senate of Rome
- Vesuvius Apoplectico, Gladiator
- Marvellus Stupendus, Gladiator
- Marcus Collossus, Renegade soldier and enemy of the Senate of Rome*
(Small cameo role, although mentioned quite a bit in the script)